why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza i don’t wanna wait 9 months for a fucking pizza
After everything you’ve fucking done to me, if you came back I would take you in a heartbeat. Why.
falcade: my favourite video on the internet
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teapayne: We do not speak of 6th-8th grade, it never happened
tom-sits-like-a-whore: i love how tumblr is a bunch of really intellectual activists who understand politics, religion, sexuality, and literature better than most of the human population but put an exceptionally attractive British man in front of them and everyone is reduced to ALKSDJFLADSJFLJASLDJF;KSADJFLJSDLKFJS OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FACE SIR UNF UNF UNF UNF GET NAKED IN MY BED NOW THE...
buttduchess: i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849